Thursday, August 27, 2009

unplanned plan

sometimes, an unplanned plan, or a spontaneous plan is very much better than a planned plan. sometimes we tend to plan too much but in the end, it may not work out. yesterday, i had a berbuka puasa plan with a few friends at NZ Garden. i wanted to leave the office at 530ish but it rained cats and dogs. i knew I'm gonna be stuck in traffic. my office mates also had a plan of their own but all of us were 'stranded' due to the really bad weather.
so each of us cancelled our plans and went to KLCC for buka puasa instead. it was a spontaneous decision. crossing the road to KL Convention Center with umbrellas in hand doesn't really help. we were almost drenched because it was windy. luckily our umbrellas didn't fly off or else we would've become Mary Poppins. To kill time (which seem to move ever so sowly when one is super duper hungry), we took pics.

Kak Lin and I

Kak Rina and Zura

we were already seated at the food court at 630pm and we had a hard time deciding what to eat. eventually, this was what we had:

Beef Noodle and Iced Coffee for me

Zura had Claypot Chicken & Mushroom Rice

Rina had Salmon Teppanyaki and Watermelon Juice

Kak Lin had Chicken Briyani and Iced Tea

The crowd waiting for azan

It was a simple but nice buka puasa. we did plan to have a buka puasa session among us office mates but it is not until next week or the following week but what the heck. like i said, sometimes, an unplanned plan is very much better than planned plans.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

don't push it

i get really annoyed when people push the elevator button one too many times, especially when the button is already pushed. seriously, pushing or in most cases, poking the button will not make the elevator come down or up faster. i am not sure if there is a thing called elevator etiquette but i think there should be. what i notice is that when a group of people get into the elevator, they will continue their talk, oblivious to the surrounding. we are already confined in a small space, standing too close to each other, smelling each other (euuuwww) and holding our breaths. the condition is already uncomfortable so the last thing i want to do is to hear you talk and gossip with your friends (even though sometimes i don't understand a word you say because you were speaking in your language but still).
same goes to the traffic light button. pushing the button many times will not make the light turn red (for the cars to stop, if at all) and the crossing light green (for the pedestrians to cross) anytime faster. if it has been pushed, why the need to push and push it again? i just don't get it.
how would you feel if you were poked at? and no, i am not referring to the facebook poke.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Salam Ramadhan

i would like to wish all My CrAp ShEEt readers a very happy Ramadhan al-mubarak. have a blessed Ramadhan and may Allah bless us all. let us bask in the glory of this holy month and let our patience be tested to the max.

p/s: siapa nak berbuka puasa sama i? :D

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

too close for comfort

One of the (many) things that pisses me off is when some people stand a bit too close for comfort to me. By people, I mean total stranger(s). For instance, when queuing up at an ATM. why the hell do you have to stand so close to me? it's not like i have millions in my account. or it's not like i'm stealing the bank's money. duhhh. it really annoys the hell out of me when i can literally feel and smell (euuuuuwwwwwwww) the breath of the person standing behind me. more often than not, it is not a pleasant smell. even if it smells like peppermint, i would feel like puking. like, seriously. not only that, when i turn around, i will most likely bump into them or step onto their shoes. the worst part is, some of these idiots would give me 'the look' as if i was wrong for bumping into them. helloooo...why do you have to stand so close to me in the first place anyway? unless you're a hunk with a 6-pack who smells like Dunhill Desire Red or Hugo Boss No. 6, then i wouldn't mind.

btw, this not only happens at the ATM. it happens anywhere and everywhere that requires a queue. heck, it even happens in court. bleugh~

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I'm a hot sex addict with a sexy smile who ate a glass of milk because I’m good in bed

i've been tagged by Adri. since i've nothing much to blog about as i'd like to keep some matters personal, i decided to do this tag. hmmm...i wonder if people still visit my blog though. what the heck, here goes~

First, add “I’m a/an” on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

Tag 10 or more people :)

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ]Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[X] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[X]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Light Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[X]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[X]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a jew
[ ]17 = a pickle
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I’m gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that’s how I roll
[X]Green = because I’m good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I’ve got abs

whoever feels like doing this, please be my guest. it's fun.

p/s: Adri, i did not cheat. trust me, i did not. ;P